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22.05.2007 14:15:33 / jontheice
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19.05.2007 16:31:39 / jontheice
Ja jeg vil udnytte muligheden for at hylde en god ven herinde
der er ved at faa succes paa FC Aarhus's 1 div hold. Han har
med godt spil paa klubbens andethold faaet muligheden for at
vise sit værd paa 1 holdet. Der er jo ingen tvivl om at an skal
spille paa 1 div holdet, og i hans anden kamp for holdet score han
paa hjoernespark og holdet vinder 3-0 over topholdet Koege, hvilket
betyder 3 vigtige point i nedryknings kampene...god kamp
og tillykke med maalet, Vi foelger ham selvfoelgelig
næemere.....

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10.05.2007 16:23:05 / jontheice
Yess everybody now its time to put in some new action pictures
which i know that you have been waiting for with great lust And
its time to open the clohset and pull out your short/skirts for the
girls and allow yourself to enjoy the great summer weather that
will hit iceland soon
Yes lets start out with a little slide show that we could call
"enjoying the SUN, relax, great times" and here were talking about
Hans M aus Fram, the great Danes"
 
I finally got my first waffel of the year so a big "takk fyrir
to Cafe Paris" and Hans went for a cold beer, extremly good
looking with it 
 
MMMmmmmm beer and waffel..... I was in heaven for a moment....
to all the girls that probably will not see this side, but im
writing it anyway... wanna get to my heart, make a waffel for
me...hehe griner bare...
Last Saturday We had a fun fun fiesta at the luxus leiknir
house, and boy oh boy was that was a truely insane night with
unbeliveble much fun..... People just had to wild before our season
begins on monday with a win of course...
  
Dori startet up flying, valur and Gunnar always showing us true
love, and I stille og rolig with some beers 
  
Peter showing us that love doesn´t have to be between a woman
and a man so sweet Beggi hot and stinar hot... Haukur, Freysi
and Dori... 3times lækker lækker lækker
  
This was probably one the reasons why people got so fucked up
wasted that night, its very simple 1,5 beer in 6 sec and your head
starts to spin spin spin but its all good awesome.......
  
And to end this fantastic photo show, and since its so normal
these days to be bisexual, not saying that we are, I desided to
throw in some very interesting pictures from that
night...heeh Free Love...!!!
  
Well yess si si... Please Leave a comment its big work
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08.05.2007 23:52:34 / jontheice
Who comes up with this, smart person, knows
what she/he are talking about.....:-) If your
born in december this is the true you....
♥ december = freak in bed
loves to chat. loves those who love them. loves to takes things at
the center. great in bed. inner and physical beauty. doesn't
pretend. gets angry often. a meaningful love life partner. treats
friends importantly. brave and fearless. always making friends. it
is all about love and fairness. easily hurt but recovers easily.
daydreamer. horny but does fullfill. opinionated. does not care to
control emotions. knows what to do to have fun. unpredictable.
someone to have close to you. extremely smart, but definitely the
hottest and sexiest of them all. abstract thoughts. loves reality
and abstract. intelligent and clever. changing personality.
attractive. sexiest out of everyone. a real speed demon. has more
than one best friend. temperamental. quiet, shy and humble. honest
and loyal. determined to reach goals. loves
freedom. rebellious when restricted. loves aggressiveness. too
sensitive and easily hurt. gets angry really easily but does not
show it. dislikes unnecessary things. loves making friends
but rarely shows it. daring and stubborn. ambitious. realizing
dreams and hopes. sharp. loves entertainment and leisure. romantic
on the inside not outside. superstitious and ludicrous.
spendthrift. tries to learn to show emotions.
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24.04.2007 16:02:11 / jontheice
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Are you usign your nails to hard on his bag? then you have
made one of the biggets mistakes as a woman. Men: Vote for the
worst mistakes!!
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Kvinder kan også
fejle. Men de kan forhåbentlig lære af deres fejl. Så her er (den
mandlige del af) redaktionens liste over de 10 værste kvindefejl i
sengen.
Ikke overraskende var mændenes største fejl,
ifølge kvinderne, at de dropper forspillet og går for hurtigt i
gang, tæt forfulgt af klassikeren om, at han er færdig før pigen -
men det gi'r jo næsten sig selv, for han er jo også begyndt før
hende...
Derfor skal det blive spændende at se, om ekstrabladet.dk's
mandlige læsere synes, at punkt 1 og 10 er de største kvindefejl i
sengen.
Kvinders 10 fejl i sengen:
1. She wants a long forplay
2. She wears sad underwear
3. She is to hard with her hands
4. She grabs IT like a nonne on a Sailer!
5. She doesn´t like analsex
6. She is too Shy/passive
7. She puts her nails into your bag
8. She thinks, that pornmovies are not realistic
9. She do not like threesome
10. She wants to continue after or talk
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And then to the Men!!
Mens 10 worst mistakes in
bed!
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Are you the type who just hammers it in without
forplay? Then you made one of the biggest mistakes according
to women. Woman: Make your vote??
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Man lærer af sine
fejl. Hvis man vel at mærke får at vide, at det er fejl. Vi viser
her den amerikanske sexterapeut Rod Phillips fejl-liste. Den er
oprindelig på 50, men med stor hjælp fra redaktionens kvinder har
vi udvalgt de ti vigtigste/værste. En enkelt pige på eb.dk mente
dog, at mandens aller største fejl er, at han altid kaster kondomet
på gulvet - hertil er der kun at sige, 'bytte-bytte-købmand - ikke
bytte om igen'...
1. He goes after the gold after 1 sek.
2. He kisses unsensitive
3. He is to hard with the hand
4. He forgets the rest of your body
5. He bites your titiies hard
6. He tries Analsex without asking first
7. He controls your head under Oralsex
8. He uses the same rutine everytime
9. He thinks, pornmovies are realistic
10. He's done before you
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21.04.2007 13:57:28 / jontheice
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13.04.2007 03:03:34 / jontheice
Most of you guys are probably far away in dream land right now,
could be cool if it was possible to record a dream on a dvd or
something, im sure that would be a hit around the world 
 
So here am I sitting up late filling out "bulletings" on
myspace, while the television is running in the background with God
knows what number in the seria Melrose place they are showing,
amasing!! I actually caught myself watching it for a few minuts,
but who hasn´t So people whats up in your life's right now, feel
free to write it in comments, then we get a little update on
everyone, awesome, im so cleaver vihuuuu I know you have
something on your heart so let it out...
So Iceland, the place that became a part of my life for a few
years Crazy to think back on the small things that made me leave
in first place, and the things that made me stay longer than the 4
month i had in mind first....wow, just crossed my mind in a
flash!! 
   
But Now the Spring and Summer are rushing against us hopefully
fast and with alot of sun...have a good feeling about this Summer,
its gonna be great, and maybe my last in Iceland, sad, but i can
only smile about the times up here So friends, lets grab life by
its tale and ride along with it.....
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11.04.2007 16:58:40 / jontheice
It's not actually a
worm, you won't find it in Tequila, and it is the greatest
marketing scheme to have come out of Mexico
JACOBO LOZANO PÁEZ should be an idol in the
marketing world by the mere fact that the phrase “there’s no worm
in my tequila” is said often and with disappointment. Had he
invented soup, whenever “there’s a fly in my soup” was uttered, it
might be met with compliments to the chef. Páez, you see, was
primarily responsible for mescal con gusano: mescal with
worm.
Páez was a native of Parras, a wine and brandy-growing region of
Mexico, and originally planned to move to Mexico City to study
painting midway through the 20th century. However, his college job
at La Minita, a historic liquor store in Mexico City, got the best
of him. Páez began working in the business of bottling mescal, a
relative of tequila distilled from the agave plant.
The agave plant belongs to the Agavaceae family, along
with the American Aloe plant, and the familiar spiky, green-leafed
Hosta plants that are typically used as groundcover in well-kept
yards and gardens. Plants in this family might look at the agave
and say, “I just don’t know about that one.” As with all
unconventional relatives, the agave can boast of an interesting
past; after learning about it here at Daily Lush, we are
more shocked to discover the iniquitous agave plant filling in
space in flower gardens than were we to stumble upon a secret
garden of hashish.
Just as sparkling wine can only be called Champagne if it comes
from the Champagne region in France, tequila — which is a type of
mescal — is exclusively distilled in the Tequila, a township in the
state of Jalisco in Mexico.
 
In order to make mescal, producers first must distill
pulque, the fermented sap of the agave plant — a national
beverage of Mexico. Pulque comes from the flower stalks of the
agave plant and the sap that collects around them. mescal is
produced. by distilling pulque.
Just as all plants attract their share of pests, the gusan
rojo worm, larva of the Hipopta agavis moth, live
inside the agave plant. This may be what caused Páez’s spark of
marketing genius in the 1950s — he decided to give in to the
inevitable fact that sooner or later the gusan rojo worm was going
to show up in a bottle of mescal. Reportedly, Páez also noticed
that the worms gave mescal a distinctive taste. And so he made the
worms of feature of his bottled mescal, and single-handedly
reversed the stigma that finding a worm in the bottle meant a
lower-quality product because of an infestation.
Now worms are raised for the single purpose of putting them in
mescal. Mescal con gusano can be found with two types of worm, the
red or coral-colored gusan, prized because they live in the heart
of the agave plant, or the white or gold gusan, which live on the
leaves. Though the worms lose most their coloring from soaking in
the alcohol, they are perfectly safe to eat and may add color to a
drinker’s otherwise drab evening.

The rise of the mescal worm is an example of the triumph of
marketing, as it has encouraged many myths. The alcohol is rumored
to be hallucinogenic; it is not. Mescal is not shorthand for
mescaline, the hallucinogenic drug extracted naturally from the
peyote cactus or synthesized in labs. Many frat-boys display their
bravado by chugging a bottle of mescal in order to get the worm,
which is reputed to have aphrodisiacal properties. This is a
useless endeavor. After all, a worm is a worm; our college hero
won’t enjoy much more payoff with the ladies of Phi Beta than the
fellow would have experienced with his third-grade classmates after
eating a nightcrawler on the playground.
Beginning in 1995, some mescal producers began an effort to ban
the worm, andeffort rejected by others, who were worried that North
American buyers would miss the worm. The decision was eventually
made by the Mexican Health Department, which found that the worms
are perfectly safe for human consumption. By 2005, the issue effort
lost its momentum. (Courtney Mault)
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02.04.2007 16:34:56 / jontheice
I'll start out by saying this book is a great read. The stories
that are told are obnoxious, hilarious, crude but above all very
interesting. When I starting reading this book I knew a little
about the band but when I finished I felt as though I knew
everything about them. Each member of the band had different
insights and opinions which made it more interesting. I highly
suggest it.
 
This is what rock n' Roll is all about
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01.04.2007 11:19:09 / jontheice
Hola Hola si si.... Here we come, the leiknir guys of breidholt,
on a one week practice trip to Isla Canala in the suthern spain
close to Portugal. Ohh boy ohh boy was it fun, we arrived all well
and the hotel looked beautiful, with "ice cold" swimming pools but
close to the beach so that was nice.
  
Tommy, Thor, Dori, and I with our new cool sunglasses....Hot or
what!!! 
We was divided in rooms with two in each so Romm tomm tomm and I
shared space's that week, awesome time. Shiittttttttttt wovovi....
As you can see we really like our sunglasses..
  
We had alot of good training on nice grass, just what we needed,
and i think everybody injoyed it so much.... Gunnar Jarl with our
new balls
 
A little mixture of pictures, you can check out the rest on the
link belowe...
Thanks For a fantastic trip guys
   
CLICK HERE
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28.02.2007 23:35:42 / jontheice
Hey everybody... long time since i wrote something in here, so
thought i would use one of my late hours to tell about whats going
on in my life at the moment, and put some pictures out here
Jaw im at the moment in a periode of my life where some things
are a little unsettled, if your reading this and dont know what im
talking about, then you better keep reading as many probably know
im still in love with my x girlfriend, i found out long time ago
that she means to much to me to let her go, so its been taking hard
on me the last couple of month its hard because i dont think
you can prepare yourself for something like this, when your
willing to do everything just to spend maybe a few hours with her,
and some might say im being silly, but i dont think so, you dont
know this girl "at this moment your probably asking yourself why
im writting all this out here, just thought it would be good to
write it down somewhere". get the feelings out!
And she told me that she was gonna make up her mind really
soon, wow can you belive that my heart was out of control, the
girl your willing to give your life to, says that she soon will
give you an answer, its a little bit "surealistisk" dont know the
english word! so now the end is near as sinatra once was
singing.... end of what?? Being in iceland, return to denmark i
dont know!! ....i mean i went up here the second time just for
her, and man i screwed that up, why didn´t i just tell her how i
felt instead of being a idiot on the safe side....i was so
blind!!!! And im not blaming her at all, this time the words
"helvitis utlendingur" make sence:!
The famous sentence: "you learn from your mistakes" got to me,
i've learned alot about being "meture"..... i hope the ones who
reads this will understand jakob
Otherwise the soccor is going good.....
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01.02.2007 22:04:19 / jontheice
Oev Oev Oev gange 36... Jeg har paa fornæmelsen at der ik er
nogen som smider en besked nu da jeg skriver paa dansk, men det er
ogsaa okay, skal bar elige ha givet udtryk for min vrede over at
tabe til POLEN Hvad er det lige der sker, foerste gang siden
1967 at vi kunne være kommet i finalen igen, det burde i sig selv
være nok til at man er fucking opsat paa at næsten lade sit liv for
at vinde. Vi vælger saa at spille utrolig ringe, fulstændig
uinspireret og initiativ er der ingen som tager. Hvad gaar der
gennem hovedet paa dem, naar de gang paa gang skyder forbi, Michael
Knudsen, chancen for at komme op med 2 med 3 min tilbage, den skal
bare ind andet er simpelthen for daarligt. arghhhhhhhhh
Fuck og der bor 10000 polakker heroppe, lige nu sidder man med en
knude i maven der bare har lyst til at springe paa den nærmeste
polak og smide ham retur(ik pænt sagt)!!!!
skuffelsen er alt for stor....fuck det er
nederen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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21.01.2007 15:23:36 / jontheice
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14.01.2007 12:19:25 / jontheice
Til hamingju með daginn Valur..... thanks for last night
guys, it was really fun. im gonna let the pictures speak for
themselfs
check out more
PRESS HERE

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08.01.2007 17:59:27 / jontheice
Aloha.... The word that makes you think about a warm sunny
beach ...Im sick, my troat is killing me... maybe thats why im
thinking about that right now, and the snow seems a little bit more
not friendly out... ...but there is a solution for
everything, thank God for that, if he exsist ....yess so i
decided to go and get a haircut, really wird when you're
sick!!!...so now its off...gonna be great practicing with not so
much hair... ...C-vitamins, why im a writting that..hmmm jo
ser I, my troat is killing me so got a tip that this should help,
so now im full og vitamins and green tea.... Its not in my best
interest that im putting this picture out here, but what tha hell,
everybody can have a bad day... ...and a little summer picture
aswell
 
yess enjoy  
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